stfuconservatives:

#oops
Reblogged from Balderdash and Whimsy
Tags: religion um
17teenvoguechallenge:

alice here! 
so i did this! i would recommend this to people who like taking their evening shower and then getting a lil bit sweaty before bed. i stared at myself in the mirror while brushing my teeth and felt ridiculous. then after i was done i scrolled down the page- the site says to do this every time you brush your teeth! AHHHH

Wait, is it just me or do they require you to float in the air for the first part???

17teenvoguechallenge:

alice here! 

so i did this! i would recommend this to people who like taking their evening shower and then getting a lil bit sweaty before bed. i stared at myself in the mirror while brushing my teeth and felt ridiculous. then after i was done i scrolled down the page- the site says to do this every time you brush your teeth! AHHHH

Wait, is it just me or do they require you to float in the air for the first part???

Tags: um

I couldn’t sleep last night because it was suddenly very disturbing that Henry VIII et all didn’t speak or write English that I would recognize.

That Awkward Moment when you meet someone New and Want to Make a Good Impression…

muchadoaboutsam:

It was super bad today. I went to a photographer for a consulting thing (I need to get a senior photo), and I was trying to figure out what a normal person would say. I even told the lady “normal” as one of the words I would use to describe myself (instead of, say, “like a cat”).

This was right after I told her I liked symphonic metal (“which is like like metal, except with more awesome”).

Reblogged from half-sick of shadows