secretninjachild:

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

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sandandglass:

UK headlines on Mitt Romney, with a few Daily Show headlines thrown in for good measure. 

scarygodmother:

scoldylox:

ipsadixit:

“And the Fab Five are going gold!”

i blame lochte

Whence the biting? Is it Lochte? That’s what I thought of, too. Did he invent that? Ugh. It’s just. Don’t encourage him, guys.

That sound you hear is the engine of the Team USA dentist’s new Ferrari.

Gold is actually pretty soft, so they’re probably not biting down that hard.

lordcaliborn:

i feel really bad when people screw up in the olympics like

no

no let them do it again i’m sure they can do it right if they tried again oh no

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itscandidlycara:

haydenrodgers:

thedoctorslapels:

i told my mom they edited it and she was all ‘i’m sure they had good reason’

and i didn’t know why they did it until now. 

what assholes. 

Ummm, no. Fuck you, NBC. You don’t get to tailor an opening ceremony. It is that country’s turn to showcase themselves. If someone cut out a 9/11 tribute for a pointless interview with one of their own athletes it would probably be portrayed as a deplorable, deeply offensive insult to the American people or some bullshit like that. I’m obviously still angry about this.

Also, could you be more patronising? 

“It’s a credit to Danny Boyle that it required so little editing.”

Are you kidding me? What? Because no other country could possibly do it correctly?

“We only had to fix it a little bit. Your effort was only a little bit not good enough for us. Thanks for your incredibly expensive and elaborate performance representing thousands of hours of work and the essence of your culture; it was almost acceptable as it was!”

^ This.

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