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hatefuckthecrowdwithmagic:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

it is the east! and Juliet is the sun

hatefuckthecrowdwithmagic:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

it is the east! and Juliet is the sun

(Reblogged from maggieblueberry)

callmepan:

billibones:

hvashi:

Baby Opossum

excuse me while i curl into the fetal position and squeal from cuteness

Wantwantwant!! Right the fuck now.

(Reblogged from maggieblueberry)
(Reblogged from crunchierkatie)

garbledtenor:

g8dtier:

Honestly what is the appeal of asses I don’t get it. Like there is nothing attractive about them.

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(Reblogged from buttermilk-thegoat)

billtheradish:

markscherz:

sharks-bitch:

ON TODAY’S EDITION OF NEXT LEVEL SHIT THAT LIVES IN THE OCEAN

Frilled Shark: Chlamydoselachus anguineus

These are fairly uncommon sharks of the order Hexanchiformes, meaning that their closest living relatives are cow sharks (there’s currently speculation in the scientific community upon whether or not frilled sharks should be moved into their own separate order).

Frilled sharks are primitive. How primitive? Primitive as balls. Sensationalists refer to them as “living fossils”, but I prefer to think of them as having won the game of life for hundreds of millions of years. These motherfuckers were most likely alive before Tyrannosaurs ever walked the earth and they’re still fucking here. For some perspective, the earliest hominids arose about 4.5 million years ago. Frilled sharks have about 180 million years on us.

Their mouths are terminal, a really unusual characteristic in modern sharks—only a few other extant species share this trait. Frilled sharks are also thought to have a gestation period of 3.5 years; if true, this would be the longest known gestation period of all vertebrates.

These guys are thought by some to be the origin of the sea serpent myth—their specific epithet, anguineus, is derived from the Latin word for “snakelike”. 

Their teeth are the biological personification of that feeling you get when you stick your finger into the straw opening of a drink cup or the opening of a wet wipe dispenser and you realize you’ve fucked up worse than anyone else ever has. 

Sharks are so damn cool.

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Primitive as balls

http://akully.ru/vidy_mnogojaberniki/5-Chlamydoselachus%20anguineus/Chlamydoselachus%20anguineus1.jpg

Ayyyyyyyyy

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sharkfrilled sharklike hell; I know a Shrieking Eel when I see oneI feel like this needs some sort of warning tag but I don’t know whatCREEPY OCEAN SHIT, [hungrylikethewolfie]

(Reblogged from billtheradish)

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

(Reblogged from macguffin)

fanboywatchtower:

forever-river-song:

I love baby animals 

Oh god. This much cute should not be allowed!

(Reblogged from maggieblueberry)
agentotter:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


This is actually a seal. Except obviously it’s a selkie because what kind of seal gets hiccups? The kind that’s human underneath, is the answer.

agentotter:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

This is actually a seal. Except obviously it’s a selkie because what kind of seal gets hiccups? The kind that’s human underneath, is the answer.

(Reblogged from agentotter)
magdolenelives:

"I dunno. Just hippo stuff."

magdolenelives:

"I dunno. Just hippo stuff."

(Reblogged from shannibal-cannibal)

wonderous-world:

Remember Champ, the happiest dog in the world? His owner, Candice Sedighan, just shared with us a new series of photos she’s taken of the adorable dog and his new found friends. Recently, Candice ran into a man who was holding chicks in a box. “He asked me if I think any factories would want them, but I offered to take them instead so I could find them a safer home. I bought all the necessary supplies to keep them comfortable and healthy for a few days, and will be donating them to a local college’s teaching farm.” See more photos of Champ and his adventures via Instagram.

(Source: wonderous-world)

(Reblogged from cleolinda)