24 7 / 2014

Unless something unexpected happens, I’m going to finish Nano tomorrow. And then add a little more, because Open Office and Nano calculate word count a little differently and I want to be sure I hit 20K.

24 7 / 2014

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes, via cockleshells)

24 7 / 2014

face-down-asgard-up:

blacksupervillain:

dynastylnoire:

How do they just keep losing planes?

what

i am never flying ever.

24 7 / 2014

northcentralpositronics:

all-four-cheekbones:

autistictonystark:

sharky-bandit:

lopbunnyboy:

mosteamybeats:

lunchbox-philosopher:

loracarol:

dainesanddaffodils:

ranebowstitches:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

The Great Civilian Casualty

The spectacular human civilian casualty

They call me the hard workin’ immigrant. 

They call me the victim of capitalism.

Human self medicating veteran…. welp.

Human Cold Hot Dog?!?!?!?!

it is i, the corpse on life support
such an accurate name it hurts

the spectacular cold hot dog

It is I, the whatshisname!

"Super Self-Medicating Veteran" is really only out on one point…

northcentralpositronics:

all-four-cheekbones:

autistictonystark:

sharky-bandit:

lopbunnyboy:

mosteamybeats:

lunchbox-philosopher:

loracarol:

dainesanddaffodils:

ranebowstitches:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.

I would like to thank the letters C & S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

The Great Civilian Casualty

The spectacular human civilian casualty

They call me the hard workin’ immigrant. 

They call me the victim of capitalism.

Human self medicating veteran….

welp.

Human Cold Hot Dog?!?!?!?!

it is i, the corpse on life support

such an accurate name it hurts

the spectacular cold hot dog

It is I, the whatshisname!

"Super Self-Medicating Veteran" is really only out on one point…

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

24 7 / 2014

24 7 / 2014

face-down-asgard-up:

parteira:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

THE WAY SHE JUST TOSSED HERSELF IN LOLOLOL

SO CUTE

24 7 / 2014

"Seriously, women make 77 cents to a man’s dollar, but own only 36% as much wealth – and the wealth gap between men and women has widened even as the income gap slowly narrows. Women who never married own 6 percent of the wealth of their bachelor brothers. It gets worse: black and Latino never-married women own a penny for every dollar of wealth controlled by men of their race. And of course, women make up almost two out of three adults living in poverty. Since the capacity to make big political donations is a factor of having disposable wealth, not just income, the wealth gap between men and women is the crucial factor behind the donor gap. That’s the main reason “why women don’t give.”"

23 7 / 2014

kate-wisehart:

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear:

audreyii-fic:

I love Thor’s little smirk. He’s like ‘Yes, that’s my Jane. Such a smart Jane, she is! Good job, Jane! Four for you!’

 (x)

She lobbies for Earth-Asgard interactions, trying to talk about how it can benefit medical science for all involved, how some novel and intelligent members of the human race can see things in a different light and make them (Asgardians) think outside the box, and how humanity could benefit too. She tries to appeal to “Odin’s” sense of fair play and love for his son - talks about how they could extend human life just a bit, so that Thor, down on Midgard, need not suffer too soon.

She’s stunned when Odin crassly denies her petition with no room for appeal, and it makes her suspicious.

Sif is already suspicious. Odin’s strange behavior regarding Lorelei has made her distrust him, even as she’s loyal.

The two of them head to Midgard and find Thor and Jane. Jane fangirls a little, as does our unnamed Asgardian doctor. (Sif heard from Thor about the ball, and our Asgardian doctor may bring one with her as a gift.)

Cue science adventures while the group tries to find out why Odin’s been acting so strangely. Jane and Asgard Doctor Lady save the day when they realize there’s a strange field surrounding Odin — the same kind of field Loki generates when he’s casting illusions. 

At the end, Jane and Asgard Doctor Lady are standing in front of one of Tony’s interactive hologram displays, and Asgard Doctor Lady smiles and says, “Ah. A primitive display, but it will do for our purposes.” 

Jane grins. She’s going to science.

(Source: the-gunlady, via maggieblueberry)

23 7 / 2014

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

(via macguffin)

23 7 / 2014

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via cockleshells)