So I agreed to get together with some old friends on Saturday.
Well, I totally forgot about it. In my defense, I was supposed to go to dinner at Nana’s (but Mom would have let me skip).
The kicker is that NOBODY TOLD ME. I didn’t even get a, “Hey, why didn’t you come over last night?” text.
So now I’m in a shitty mood and my relatives are just getting here.
“Batten down your vagina,” because there’s a new wave of anti-choice legislation coming to your state soon. And “the next wave of bills is more subtle, more sneaky, and more perilous.” Read all about it HERE.
I want to vomit.
Wait! Lol no, no there are no hate crimes in sims. I’m correcting a silly technicality in the original post with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Sims are literally turned off by certain physical aspects. Didn’t mean for it to get deeper than that. But no they don’t kill other sims because of those turn offs, no.
They do rage forever when you steal their garden gnomes. But they also give you big screen TVs for having an awesome first date with you.
I always get annoying notes or flowers. Guess I shouldn’t have my Sims go on dates that are too good. I WANT MONIES!
That one time when Charlotte showed up at the ball and stole all the princes.
HELP, I CAN’T
These are flawless as fuck.
i just don’t have the heart to tell JUZ10 BEEBAHS WIFE that canada isn’t in europe
To be fair, Israel’s kind of breaking the rules.
At least Israel’s not separated by a huge fucking ocean (that’s getting bigger every year).
The Pervocracy: My boobs want to be free. (via sexisnottheenemy)
I have no desire to go topless anywhere, but I thought this made good points about perspective, and about how female [identified?] bodies are considered inherently sexual even when nothing sexual is going on or implied.
(via feministdisney)
A university in Georgia is bleeding faculty after adding a new section to employee contracts last October. The “Personal Lifestyle Statement” requires employees to reject homosexuality, premarital sex, adultery, drug use and public drinking near campus. It also mandates that staff be active in a local church.
In an anonymous survey in April, only 12 percent of faculty and staff said that they planned to stay at Shorter University, a 139-year-old Baptist school, reports Inside Higher Ed. More than 50 resigned before the new contracts were even distributed, and certain departments, such as science and fine arts, have been “eviscerated,” according to Michael Wilson, a tenured librarian for the university who’s worked there for 14 years.
Damn, well…now you know what to do if you ever want almost everyone in your workforce to quit.
In a world beset by worries and woes – the floods! The droughts! The banks! The bees! – a new concern has just rocketed straight to the top of all “fret lists”. In a refreshingly frank piece for Grazia, the author Tony Parsons confessed to a problem. Discussing comments…
