October 21, 2014

angry90slesbian:

I tried to make a video for a friend and forgot my mother was in the room

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October 21, 2014

So apparently back in the sixties or seventies the employee application for the sheriff’s department didn’t ask for your birth date? It just wanted you to check a box that said that you were over 18 and under 70????

October 21, 2014

thewinterotter said: I would be like 8000x more interested in Batman if his acts of vigilantism involved helping poor people pay for things they desperately need instead of building another high-tech vehicle for villains to dramatically blow up. :D

epiphanyx7:

Oh god, can you even imagine a city where Bruce Wayne is like, a philanthropist instead of a vigilante? Can you imagine what the headlines would be like? Instead of "Millions of Dollars of City Property Destroyed in Fight Between Batman and Joker" they’d read like:

"Bruce Wayne donates 200 new computers to inner city schools"
"Mysterious Benefactor pays tuition for entire University"
"Bruce Wayne campaigns for better mental health care in Gotham’s Prisons!"
"Wayne Industries gives employees paid maternity leave,"
Corruption Exposed: The Hidden Workings of Gotham City Police Department.”
Buying Foreclosed Homes: Gotham’s richest resident is purchasing foreclosed homes from the bank, and giving them back to residents free of charge.

"Surprised Mother Receives 4000$ of Groceries."
"The World’s Kindest Boss: Why Employees Won’t leave Wayne Industries."

"Can’t Afford Your Medications? Alfred Pennyworth can Help!"
"Bruce Wayne Opens Homeless Shelter for Trans Youth."
"Wayne Industries introduces fifty more scholarships at Gotham University: Should you apply?"

The Best Hannukah Ever! What the Kids at Gotham Children’s Hospital are saying after Bruce Wayne surprises them with eight days of surprises and laughter.

Ahaha. If only. If only Bruce Wayne cared about, y’know, helping people, rather than getting revenge because his parents are dead.

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October 21, 2014
esurndr:

rubyetc:

universal truths 

now it’s time for a pocket diagram….

esurndr:

rubyetc:

universal truths 

now it’s time for a pocket diagram….

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October 21, 2014
invisiblelad:

lovelyandbrown:

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

Jesus he didn’t even have us do the damn math. He just said it.

…yeah. I suppose there’s no point in finding flowery rhetoric for it. “Putting people in jail is good for business” is pretty much the size of it. 

invisiblelad:

lovelyandbrown:

thisiseverydayracism:

The prison-industrial complex is just a myth…right?

Jesus he didn’t even have us do the damn math. He just said it.

…yeah. I suppose there’s no point in finding flowery rhetoric for it. “Putting people in jail is good for business” is pretty much the size of it. 

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October 21, 2014

maggieblueberry:

audible-smiles:

Why is it always “Dumbledore is my fave” or “Dumbledore is abusive” and never “Dumbledore is so fucking afraid of letting another dark wizard come to power that he channels his own darkness into training a human weapon from childhood to fight the darkness that he knows he can’t while pretending to be the wise wizard mentor that he wishes he actually was wow that is a super fascinating character and we should write all the fanfiction about it?”

#because it feels like a betrayal to realize ten years later that one of your childhood hero figures was that manipulative #fascinating! still abusive! [via]

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October 21, 2014

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October 21, 2014

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October 21, 2014

burngorgeous:

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

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October 21, 2014
gdirtydime19:

herbal-hippie:

sufliso:

tentacletherapissed:

reminder that these trees are full grown. amazing.

goodbye

a tree is a tree no matter how small

wow

gdirtydime19:

herbal-hippie:

sufliso:

tentacletherapissed:

reminder that these trees are full grown. amazing.

goodbye

a tree is a tree no matter how small

wow

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